Narrator: There were 3 guys on a plane: a smart guy (SMG), a strong guy (SG), and a dumb guy (DG). The smart guy bit into an apple.
SMG: Ugh, too sweet.
Narrator: He threw it out the window. Then, the strong guy bit into a lemon.
SG: Bleh, too sour.
Narrator: And he too threw his fruit out a window. Then the dumb guy pulled the pin and bit into an extra-demolition grenade.
DG: Owie, too haaard!
Narrator: He promptly chucked it out of yet another window. Later on, the plane landed at the airport.
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Narrator: The 3 guys were walking down the street when they saw a little girl (LG) crying.
SMG: Little girl, why are you crying?
LG: B-bec-cause an ap-ple fell on m-me and sma-smashed all ov-ver my new dress a-and now i-it's ruin-ned!
Narrator: The 3 guys shrugged their shoulders and kept walking.
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Narrator: Later on, while they were walking, they saw a little boy (LB) screaming and wailing.
SG: Why are you screaming?!
LB: A LEMON RAINED FROM A CLOUD AND-AND HIT MY FACE AND BURNED MY EYE! WAAAAAAGH!
Narrator: The 3 guys fast-walked away because of the little boy's annoying screams.
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Narrator: When they entered the city, they walked a little ways before they saw an old man (OM), standing beside a pile of rubble and laughing.
DG: Heehee, old man, why are you laughing?
OM: HAHAHA I farted -HA- and the-the building behind me -HEHA- blew up!
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Lol: The Joke Book
HumorA book filled with jokey-joke-jokes that get better as the book progresses. In honor and loving memory of Robin Williams, who was loved by many and will be missed by all. May he rest in peace.
