Hello my friends!
*cue creepy laughter*
Let's play a game!
It's called 'Claim-the-Dot'!
You guys should love it!
So here's how to play:
• Select ONE unclaimed dot of your choice
• tap and hold until the comment option shows up
• comment on the dot. (Or complement)
What you win:
• a coconut shaped like a waffle
• a goat riding a polka-dotted cyborg-dolphin
• aaand possibly a shoutout.
Made by a carrot.
Tripping over sea-llamas.
On fire.
In the sea.
Llamas.
But REMEMBER!:
•some dots are cursed (they're spies ( «•_•))
• if you get a cursed dot, you will have to report yourself to the King Dot for treason of the Waffled Coconut
• and the cursed dot will die because he is #foreveralone and #hasnolife. #hashtagsarehisonlyfriendbecausetheyaretheclosestthingtoapancake
• he will also make you recommend TheCreepypastaApple™'s stories and stuff by blackmailing you with lettuce (before he dies from #foreveraloneliness)
You may begin claiming dots............
NOW!.......
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Btw if u don't participate, Jimmy (shown in pic above if someone would be so kind as to inform me of how to upload pictures), will come to your house and kill you with Apples. He will not stone people.
He APPLEs them.
YOU ARE READING
Lol: The Joke Book
HumorA book filled with jokey-joke-jokes that get better as the book progresses. In honor and loving memory of Robin Williams, who was loved by many and will be missed by all. May he rest in peace.
