The Crime

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Le Me: *walks onto murder scene* *strokes imaginary beard*

Le Me: Hmmm.....

Le Environment Around Le Me (LEALM):
*Le Wild Police (LWP) appears*

LWP: Excuse me, did you kill this man?

Le Me: Haha NO. A bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead. Lead comes from the earth. Therefore, he died of natural causes.
Case closed.

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