Sooooo as you may have heard, my pet tomato is prego with some baby tomatoes.
I wonder when her sauce will break.....
*hears splat in kitchen*
NOOO I DIDN'T MEAN I WANTED IT TO HAPPEN NOW!!!
Why does this always HAVE to happen when I'm in the MIDDLE of a NEW episode of Teletubbies?!

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Lol: The Joke Book
HumorA book filled with jokey-joke-jokes that get better as the book progresses. In honor and loving memory of Robin Williams, who was loved by many and will be missed by all. May he rest in peace.