My Pet Tomato

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Sooooo as you may have heard, my pet tomato is prego with some baby tomatoes.
I wonder when her sauce will break.....
*hears splat in kitchen*
NOOO I DIDN'T MEAN I WANTED IT TO HAPPEN NOW!!!
Why does this always HAVE to happen when I'm in the MIDDLE of a NEW episode of Teletubbies?!

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