Forever Alone - FOREVER!

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Me: I'm forever alone. ( ;°-°;) Nobody will ever want to be around me. Everyone I touch dies within the hour.
*finds penny*
*le gasp*
Me: OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH, ABE! NOW I DON'T HAVE TO BE SO LONELY ANYMORE!
*jumps for joy*
Abe: No, you're still alone. BANSHEE! FOREVER!!! AHAHAHA- *jumps out of hand and rolls into the sea* -HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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