XxxSome:Totally:Made:Up:UserxxX:
*Has written only one story that is actually two pages of crap... LITERALLY! 💩* *the other eighteen pages are just spaces*
*checks statistics*
*Has like 576M followers*
*Has like 896M votes*
*Has like 3.6B reads*
Their reaction: *tears in eyes*
Says this: I feel so rejected... *no sarcasm* nobody reads my stuff!! I'm thinking I should just delete my account.
Me:
*has published like 6 things*
*checks statistics*
*1 follower*
*1 vote*
*1 read*
My reaction: *wide eyes*
. *frantically fans face with both hands*
. *hyperventilates*
Says this: HOLY TURKEY BURGERS I'M FAMOUS!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE READING
Lol: The Joke Book
HumorA book filled with jokey-joke-jokes that get better as the book progresses. In honor and loving memory of Robin Williams, who was loved by many and will be missed by all. May he rest in peace.
