Chapter 16: Incest is Best?!

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I pushed open the door and entered the medical centre, the smell of medicine and antiseptics entered my nose holes. Yes, I am aware these hollow things are called nostrils but I have grown accustomed to calling them 'nose holes'. Judge me all you want but 'nose holes' are way better than 'nostrils'. Ooh I should make a twitter tag #noseholes.

I looked around the room and noticed that it was weirdly green. Usually in movies they're all white and boring, but no, not this one... This one is actually kind of displeasing to the eyes. It wasn't a pretty, vibrant grass-coloured green, no, that is what it is not. It was a snot coloured green. Wait... No... It was like I had one of those healthy kale protein shakes that tastes like dirt and then I threw it up, ate the throw up and then threw it up again. Yeah I really hate this green. Okay I'll stop ranting about the gross-kale-protein-shake-throw-up-paint colour.

I usually don't go to this medical centre but since a kid nearly died from eating medical scissors at my old one, they closed it down, saying that it was an 'irresponsible and unsafe place for the public'. Pfft. Screw the public, I mean a woman nearly broke her back lying on those bed things before that, but it's okay. . Or the other time a man got electrocuted by a stethoscope... I don't even get how that happens since it's not even plugged into an electrical source but it did. It doesn't mean that they have to close down for useless crap right? Eh, who am I kidding it was terrible but at least their walls didn't look like vomit.

Okay, back to the point, the last time I was in a waiting room was when I was pregnant. This time... I'm pregnant. Again.

I think I'm in this world just for the sole purpose of giving birth to babies left, right and centre, babies just keep popping out and it's annoying. My uterus isn't some kind of baby hotel.

Well now it is.

Shut up brain!

"Ms Maloney?" a lanky lookin dude questioned, his glasses on the tip of his nose. I find that so annoying. It doesn't take long to push them up the bridge of your nose!!!

Putting all my thoughts aside, I stood up from the chair, leaving the gross-kale-protein-shake-throw-up-paint coloured walls of the waiting room.

"Hi there! I'm your doctor Jake Weld. I'll be helping you through your ivf process..." he said whilst shaking my hand. I could already tell that he's going to be a great doctor.

2 hours later...
"So the nurse said, 'doctor, there's a patient on line 1 saying that he's invisible.' So I said, 'well tell him I can't see him right now'" he guffawed.

I'm sitting across Doctor Jake Weld at this Uptown Cafe across the road from the medical centre. After the check up, we decided to go grab some coffee. I got the usual; a large non-fat, decaf, sugar-free vanilla soy milk iced latte with a light semi-skimmed whipped froth, two pumps caramel and um... oh yeah! A croissant! Anyways, the place was decorated really well and I couldn't take my eyes off one particular thing...

I laughed at his joke and once we had both finished our cups of coffee, he offered to walk me home. We were walking down the street to my house and I watched him as he talked animatedly about his past and you know, life stuff. Turns out he had recently been dumped by his girlfriend of 2 years and he'd  been in a rough patch lately.

"I don't understand how someone could break up with you. You're a great guy..." I smiled at him as we reached my doorstep.

"Well, I guess Harriet didn't really think so..." he replied awkwardly rocking on the balls of his feet as he rubbed the back of his neck.

"So... um, I'll see you next week?" I asked him.

"Yeah... okay... um bye! Have a good one!" He waved then turned around to walk back home.

"Um wait!" He turned around in response to my yelling. Then he paced back towards me.

"I just needed to do this." And with that I swiftly pulled his collar towards me and gave him a quick peck on the lips. The door to the house swung open and there I see my mother. DUN DUN DUNNNN.

"OH MY DAYS! STOP SUCKING EACH OTHER'S FACES! YOU'RE NOT A VACCUM!"

"It was a peck mum." I said at the same time that Jake screamed, "MUM! WHY ARE YOU HERE?"

"WAIT WHAT?!" We exclaimed in unison.

"Oh well hi kids... haha... oh boy, I've  got some explaining to do," my mum scratched her head. "Jake sweetie! Come in!"

So we walked through the door into the living room.

"Explain yourself." I stated blankly.

"Well um... Hally, meet your brother, Jake. And um, Jake, meet your sister, Hally..."

"WE'RE SIBLINGS?" we yelled in unison. I think I'm gonna faint.

"Well... Not only that... But you guys are..."

"We are what mum? I swear to god if you say some stupid crap like we're  twins... I'm gonna die..." I muttered nervously

"You're twins."

WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL.

Wait...

Oh.

My.

God.

I KISSED MY BROTHER! AND EVEN WORSE, IT'S MY TWIN BROTHER!





Well hello there. I know, I know, I said I would update regularly like six months ago... but it's not my fault... for some reason for this particular book of mine, it wont let me type or make a new chapter... But guess what? I fixed it! Yay! Sorry to all those ppl PMing me asking me to write another chapter so here it is! Well umm... So yeah...

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⏰ Last updated: Apr 23, 2018 ⏰

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