Falling For Who?

Chapter 2: A Strange, Strange Wedding

Hally's POV
I turn around to see who so rudely objected our wedding ceremony. My eyes open wide and my jaw drops. I'm dumbfounded. Complete and utterly speechless. It can't be him. It just can't be. I haven't seen him in three years since he moved to Africa.
"What are you doing here?" I demanded.
"Oh um yes, may I ask why you object to the union of these two individuals who love each other? I mean when I said the whole 'speak or forever hold your peace' thing it was only for dramatic effect." said the officiant.
"Well... I love Hally!! She shouldn't be with this fool," Caden said, making Cory's mouth fall wide open, "she should be with me!"
"Ohhhh, NOW YOU'RE DEAD BUDDY!!" Cory takes a step toward him, ready to punch until I stand in front of Caden to protect him.
"STOP!" I scream.
"Why? Do you not love me?" Cory asked.
"Well obviously I do since I was getting married to you until he came in... Duh." I point to Caden.
"Oops... But don't you love me honeybunch?" Caden questioned.
"Ummmm... Wellllll.... Fine... I'll just say it... I do. But what's with the stupid ass nickname" I replied.
Everyone in the room gasped once again. All they do is gasp. Can't they have like another emotion or something?
The officiant butts into the conversation "Uhhh so is the wedding off or what? Cos I need to meet my wife at this restaurant nearby and I was hoping to get a shower beforehand so...."
Caden interrupts the officiant "Hey, wait a minute... We don't have to waste this wedding because..." He props down onto one knee and opens a velvet box in his hand, revealing a gold ring with a small diamond on it. "Hally Virginia Maloney, will you make me the happiest man alive and marry me?"
"Hold on a sec, u can't propose to my fiance at my wedding. I mean OUR wedding." Cory said angrily.
"Watch me." Caden said with a smirk.
"How bout you marry both of them!" My mother Sarah and my grandma Penelope laughed.
"That's a great idea!" I exclaimed.
"It is?" Caden and Cory said in unison.
"Yeah... That is if you guys don't mind..."
"That's fine with me" Cory replied.
"Fine with me too..." Caden added
"Wait... How is it a great idea? We were joking. Nothing about what we said was serious. NOTHING. ZERO. ZILCH." my grandma said in disbelief.
"Sweetie, you have to think this through... You can't possibly marry both of them?!" my mother asked with concern.
"Wow! Never saw this coming. I love me a good plot twist!" The officiant said in a joyous tone.
I turned to the officiant and smiled. "So, will you do the honours?"
"Oh yeah! Sure! This is still the weirdest wedding ceremony I've ever been to but sure!" Everyone else in the room stays quiet and gives us weird stares.
"I'm just gonna skip the first part so we can get on with it. Do you, Caden Thief and Cory Copenhagen take Hally Virginia Maloney to be your lawfully wedded wife? Do you both promise to love her, comfort her, honour her and her for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, and forsaking all others, be faithful only to her for as long as you both shall live?"
"I do" Caden and Cory said in unison.
"And do you Hailey Virginia Maloney, take these to idiots to be your lawfully wedded husbands and... you get the point. I can't be bothered to say the rest. Just say 'I do' and boom you're married"
"Um, okay? I do." I say confused.
"I now pronounce you husbands and wife? You may kiss the bride?" The officiant say unsurely. We weren't exactly sure how to kiss with three people so they both just gave me a kiss on the cheek. The whole room was silent. No one knew what to say until my mum finally broke the silence.
"Yay my little girl is married?" She said, unsure of how to react. We walk out of the venue and hop into the limo. This was only the beginning of our love story...

Author's note: there's a couple of mistakes in this chapter but I can't be bothered to fix it... This chapter was a lot longer than the last one but a lot of the future chapters won't be as long as this. I didn't expect it to be so hard to find cliche wedding scripts but it was so frickin hard you don't even know! So yeah...