Erica Mena and Cyn Santana...MIO MIO MIO

The Talk

ERICA

ME~Hey sweetheart
HER~Hi babe
ME~How'd you sleep?
HER~I slept alright. Your phone kept buzzing though.
ME~I know. It was these damn Google alerts. Apparently there is some board that's dedicated to me...well us.
HER~You sound like it's a bad thing.
ME~It is. They talk so much shit about me.
HER~Like what?
ME~Stuff like, how I'm a bad wife...I cheated on you...just stupid shit.
HER~Well babe, you are nowhere near a bad wife and I know that you don't cheat on me so why does it matter what they say? You've never cared what anybody thought of you so why now?
ME~It's just about respect. Just because we don't tweet about each other and don't post pictures on Instagram of one another, they assume that something drastic has happened and it's getting on my fucking nerves.
HER~Aww baby come here

Cyn pulls me into HER and just holds me. I think she knows that at any moment, I'm gonna snap. She has a certain way to get me to calm down.

HER~It's ok baby. I don't care what people think about you, me or US as a whole.
ME~Cyn, it's just to much sometimes and I know that you say that you don't care but I care what they say about you. You know how over protective I am when it comes to you and King....my family. You guysnare MINE and those people need to give me a fucking break.
HER~I know baby...I know and I love you so much for it. As long as we have each other then what's there to worry about?
ME~I guess you're right.
HER~Well, duh lol
ME~Lol shut up!!! lol

My wife is right.  Why should I care about those damn clowns and what they have to say? Clowns plus the thirst equals #ClownWater!!!!

CYN

We've been back from our honeymoon for almost a month now. The subject of having a baby hasn't came up but I know that she's wanting to talk about it. 

We are in New York and to our crazy schedules.

HER~CYNTHIA, STOOOOP!!!! lol
ME~Nope...not until you say that you aren't mad at me

She gets so crazy when I start Krumping!!! I only do it when I know that she's mad at me lol

HER~Ok Ok Ok, I'm not mad.
ME~Good. Why did you get in your feelings anyway?

Erica was sitting on the couch and then I jumped on HER lap.

HER~I wasn't really mad, I just wanted some affection and you were playing to much. You know how I get when I want attention from you.
ME~Awww...my baby was being a brat?! lol
HER~Cyn, see there you go again. I'm being serious now just like I was then.

Something is up with HER. She's been real sensitive right now. I have to investigate.

ME~What's up babe? What's wrong?
HER~Nothing is really wrong babe
ME~Who?
HER~I'm sorry...wife.
ME~Ok
HER~Why do you stop me when I call you any name other than wife?
ME~Aren't I your wife?
HER~Of course you are.
ME~Well, ok. Plus, I love hearing you say it. You don't have to.
HER~No, that's not what I was getting to. I was just asking.
ME~Ok, back to you. What's up? Talk to me.
HER~Like I said earlier, it's nothing really.  I just wanted to be up under you.

Now, see the way my humor is set up, I can take what she said in a totally different way lol but I'm gonna leave it alone

ME~Erica, how many times do we have to go through this? Tell me what's on your mind.
HER~I've been thinking about when we are gonna continue our conversation about having a baby together.

I knew that this would come up eventually. I get off of HER lap but she pulled me back on it.

HER~Hey, where are you going?
ME~I was just gonna sit next to you.
HER~Stay here
ME~Yes ma'am. 

Erica is just staring at me. Not blinking, not moving, not doing anything but staring.

ME~What's up princess?

A few seconds had went passed. She leans forward and kisses me.

ME~Mmmm...

She stops

HER~Cyn, I want you to have my baby

I open my eyes and look at HER

ME~I know. I want to have your baby too.  I think that if you had a penis, I probably would have been pregnant already! lol
HER~You already know lol.
ME~Lol Ok, all jokes aside, I'm all the way down to have your baby. We need to come up with a when and a how.
HER~Ok. So when do you think is a good time to have a child?
ME~Well, aren't we doing another season of Love and Hip Hop?
HER~Yeah, but we so don't have to if you don't want.
ME~No, that's fine. I'm just thinking about all the stuff that's already preplanned.
HER~Oh...ok.
ME~Ok so after that, you're dropping your EP and probably going on tour, right?
HER~Yeah. Oh, you have your surgery coming up.
ME~Yes. So with all of the stuff that we know, how about we shoot for having a baby within the next year or two? What do you think about that?
HER~That sounds good. So let's talk about how? Do you still want to carry the baby?
ME~Umm...yeah.
HER~Ok. So are we gonna just use your eggs or are we gonna put some of mines in?
ME~Of course we are gonna use your eggs too.

ERICA

I just started smiling when she said HER answer. The baby coming out to look like the both of us will be so dope....my baby

ME~Ok. So what about the sperm?
HER~Well, we can just buy some sperm...
ME~Or we can use one of our man crushes lol
HER~Right, I didn't even think of that. But how will we get which ever ones sperm? Because you know that I'm not having sex with either one of them...
ME~Hell nah your not gonna have sex with either one of them. We'll just sit down, tell one of them what's up and take it from there.
HER~What do you mean "take it from there"?
ME~If the answer is yes, we'll have them go to the "bank" and make it do what it do. lol  We'll then have some of my eggs planted in you and then insert the sperm.
HER~I'm picking up what you are putting down lol.

All this talk about sex and babies is making me feel some type of way.

HER~So we have a general plan together that we both agree on, correct?
ME~Yes
HER~Ok.
ME~So can we pretend that I can get you pregnant right now? lol
HER~Lol Oh brother.....