ERICA
I'm standing here looking at this disgusting fool and wondering why is he at my door... Wait, how the hell did he know where Cyn and I lived? This has to be a joke or a very bad dream.
DUDE -What's up Erica? Can I talk to you?
ME- What the hell for? From what I know, you've done A LOT of talking in the past years.
DUDE- I know and I'm sorry. I was just mad and I panicked. I didn't know what to do. Everything hit me so fast and so hard.
HER- So ummm...yeah. Do you guys need a minute because I'm not beat for this shit? Erica, I love you more than life itself but your past keeps trying to interrupt our future and I'm about sick of it.
ME- I know baby but I didn't tell him to come here. I haven't even spoken to this clown since we've stopped dealing with each other.
HER- Well, whatever the case maybe....just handle it. I'm gonna go and finish getting ready. I expect you to be done within ten minutes.
ME- Yes ma'am.
I leaned in for a kiss but she was hesitant. She just looked at me with "the look" and I knew she wasn't playing.
HER- I'm not playing Erica...ten minutes. Please don't let me come back down here and ya'll not be done talking.
ME- I gotchu baby. Can I have my kiss now please!?
*kisses*
She turned and went back upstairs. I love when she is like this lol She is so sexy when she's mad. However, when she's calm while being mad is scary as hell lol.
I turn my attention back to this muthafucka. Again, I'm wondering why the hell he's here.
ME- Well, you heard my wife. I have ten minutes or we both are gonna die so speak and speak fast.
DUDE- Understood. Well, ever since I reviled to my wife that I cheated on HER, my life at home hasn't been the same. She feels as though I'm not telling HER everything that happened.
ME- What does that have to do with me? You lied to the both of us Envy. You were the one living a double life. Even when she called me, I still stuck up for you knowing that I wanted to strangle the shit out of you. I was still loyal to you while you were running around town lying and talking shit about me. As I recall, I'm a bird and I'm beneath you. So, excuse me if I continue to not give a fuck.
ENVY- I know you are still pissed and I don't blame you but can you just talk to HER and tell HER that we are no longer messing around?
I just looked at this dude and started laughing. How in the hell does he have the audacity to come to my house and ask me some dumb shit like that!?
THIS MUTHAFUCKA
ME- In the words of my beautiful, sexy ass wife "THIS IS WHAT THE FUCK WE NOT GON DO". This is your problem. Maybe if you weren't such an ass hole when it all went down, I may have a little compassion for you and think about helping you out. So what you can do right now is dismiss me with the bullshit and exit my house.
ENVY- Alright Erica.
He turns around leave. I can't believe this guy. Enough about him. I need to go upstairs and check on my wife.
CYN
Erica Erica Erica is all that I can say right now. I can't even be mad at HER because she really hasn't been in contact with Envy since all of that went down between the two of them. It just caught me off guard and...I don't know. I need to apologize to HER.
