Best ranking #5 In Donald, #1 In Laura Kinney, #2 In Logan Howlett
A bunch of headcanons and (newly added) fics I made about Donald Pierce that can also be found on my Tumblr. (same URL)
This boy does not get enough love!
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A/N: I feel like it takes a lot of effort for Donald to get drunk, and I mean A LOT, so if when you see quotes he says in the "When you get drunk" section, he isn't actually drunk, he drinks because he likes it.
Warnings: Language, Implied smut
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When you get drunk:
"I don't get drunk, I just get less classy and more fun" - to him
"Vodka may not be the answer, but it's worth a shot" - to you
"I think my guardian angel drinks" - him, when Karma hits him like a truck
".....One drink away from telling everyone what I really think" - to him
"To me 'drink responsibly' means don't spill it" - to him, when he tells you to be reasonable
"I tried to say NO to the Vodka..... But it's 40% stronger than me..." - to him
"I'd say I'll drink to that but honestly, I'll drink to just about anything" - to you
"I don't remember much of last night but the fact that I needed sunglasses to open the fridge this morning tells me it was awesome" - to him
"Twinkle, twinkle little star... Point me to the nearest bar." - from you to no one in particular
"The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake" - to a very confused Donald.
"Throw sass around like confetti" - to Laura
Shit Donald Pierce thinks or says:
"Expect the bullshit but never accept it"
"I have someone who sees the fire in my eyes and plays with it" - about you
"At first I cared but then I was like 'Nah fuck you'" - to Bone Breaker when he is in a bad mood
"Femininely badass as fuck" - about you, after you kick ass
"Don't trip over bitches, walk over them" - to you when someone insults you, that's if they are still alive
"B.I.T.C.H. Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented, Charming and Horny" - to you when someone insults you pt.2
"Clever as the devil and twice as pretty" - to you, about himself
"Oh no, honey, I'm an angel, I swear. The horns are only there to hold the halo..."
"You'd lose your mind trying to understand mine"
"She is a lady in every sense, but damn does she look good in bad" - Pierce to himself, about you
"Because I fucking sparkle that's why" - to you when you don't understand why he did something morally wrong
"Not everybody has to like me. I can't force you to have good taste" - to Logan
"Honestly, as long as you're happy, who the hell cares?" - to you
"I love being me. It pisses off all the right people"
"Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane" - about you
Shit you said to Donald
"I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you"
"I told him to take care of his eyes because they are the only balls he has" - to Logan, about Pierce
"I'm not a princess. I don't need saving. I'm a queen. I got this shit handled."
"I'll stop being a sarcastic bitch when you stop being a stupid fuck"
"Didn't they tell you I was a savage?"
Logan about or to Pierce
"The trash gets picked tomorrow. Be ready"
"I don't chase anyone anymore. Wanna walk out of my life, there's the door. Hell, I'll even hold it for you"
"Obviously you have mistaken me for somebody who gives a shit."
"Why fall in love when you can fall asleep" - Laura to herself when she sees you and Donald fighting (relatable)
"I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it" - Laura to Donald
"Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning" - Logan to himself about Donald
"From the moment i saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you"
"I may be a bitch but at least I'm honest"
"My middle finger salutes you" - Logan, to himself, when Donald says good morning
"Shhhhh. No one cares"
"If your waiting for me to give a shit, you better pack a lunch. It's going to be a while"
