Destiel Oneshots

Thanksgiving Pick-Up Lines

Because it's Thanksgiving and I can't come up with any new ideas. Get ready for really bad pickup lines.

Dean grabbed the turkey from the oven setting it on the stove.

"I'm glad I have oven mitts cause you're too hot to handle" Dean said displaying the oversized gloves to Cas.

"That was really bad"

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Cas leaned over the table to set the Turkey down when Dean leaned against it and said,

"The turkey isn't the only thing on this table that needs basting"

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"Dean can you butter the biscuits please" Cas called out while setting out plates.

"You can butter my biscuits anytime you want you know" Dean said winking at him from across the kitchen.

Cas rolled his eyes "Just butter the dang biscuits"

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"I'm proud of us" Cas announced looking at the table set with a lot of food. He turned to a smirking Dean.

"The food isn't the only thing that's gonna make you wanna loosen your belt"

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"Call me a pilgrim Cas, cause I can Plymouth Rock your world"

"Dean how many pickup lines do you have?"

"Not enough"

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"Cas is that a pop up timer or are you happy to see me?"

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Cas turned to find Dean very close to him. Cas' breath hitched when Dean leaned in close.

"Give me a few minutes and I can give you something to be grateful for"

Cas was left disappointed when Dean leaned back and left with a wink.

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"Hey Cas" Dean called.

"Dean is this is another pick up line I don't care"

"But Cas it's a good one"

Cas sighed and rolled his eyes and took a piece of casserole. "Go ahead"

"You really put the 'ass' is casserole"

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Everyone was seated and making their plates, a soft buzz of conversation filling the room.

"Dean we did a good job on this Turkey, it's juicy" Cas said taking a bite quickly realizing his mistake as dean opened up his mouth.

"Don't worry, I'm saving the juiciest piece for you"
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"Cas the only thing better than this apple pie is you"

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By now everyone had eaten and settled down, playing cards or having a heated discussion over Colonel Sanders.

Dean grabbed Cas by the waist and lead him in a dance to the song playing in the background.

"Dean" Cas laughed not being able to hold back a smile.

Sam leaned over and whispered to Mary "They'd make a pretty cute couple"

Mary smiled as she fondly watched Dean teaching Cas how to dance "I've never seen anyone make him so happy"

"You're sweeter than hot marshmallows on yams" Cas said making Dean smile widely.

"I know you'd catch on eventually"