Destiel Oneshots

Day 8- Christmas Pick-Up Lines

You guys must be so sick of me.
I think I lost brain cells while writing this.

"Are you Christmas?" Dean asked to a confused Cas.

"No I'm Ca-"

"Cause I want to merry you"

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"Hey Cas..."

"Dean I swear to my dad if you do another pick up line"

"... is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

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"If I was the grinch I wouldn't steal Christmas, I would steal you"

"Dean, no"

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"Shouldn't you be on top of the tree angel?" Dean asked with a smirk.

"Like I've said before, only if you're the tree"

"..."

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"Can I take a picture of you so I can- hey don't leave"

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"Cas?"

"Yeah Dean?"

"Are you interested in seeing the 'North Pole' " Dean said with a wink.

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"What I was going to ask you earlier was, Can I take a picture of you so I can show santa what I want?"

"Whatever" Cas said trying to hide his blush.

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"I like milk and cookies but I'd rather have you"

"Dean that doesn't make sense"

"You know how Santa eats milk and cookies"

"That's weird"

"Cas just go with it"

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"Even santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you Cas"

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"Do not be alarmed if a big man in a read suit throws you into a bag"

"Why?"

"Cause I asked for you for Christmas"

"Dean that's silly"

"How so Cas?"

"You don't have to ask for me, I'm already yours"

Two authors notes. Wow. On a bright note I'm done with school and I'm feeling a lot more festive.