Destiel Oneshots

Wannabe

Dean slid into the hall wearing just a white button up shirt, socks and underwear.

"YO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT"
He pointed in a random direction pretending to have a mic in his hand.
"SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT"

At that exact moment Sam walked into the bunker.
"Dean not again"
"Hey you cut me off, I was about to finish"
"You've been blasting that song at 3am for the past week"
"Your point is"
"It's annoying"
"So"
"Whatever Dean" he said rolling his eyes and walking to the kitchen.

Cas poofed into the air.
"Cas" Dean said smiling.
"Dean" Cas said "I was finally able to get out of a lecture that chuck was having about his cat blog."

"God has a blog about cats?"
"Don't ask"

"Anyways..." Dean said he looked at Sam who mouthed the words "don't you dare"
"ILL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT
I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA I REALLY REALLY REALLY WANNA KISS-A-KISS CAS"

Sam choked on his drink.

"Guys have I shown you my cat blo-"

Chuck who randomly appeared looked at Sam who looked back.

Cas and dean were making out.

I don't know whether to be proud or ashamed