[wednesday nov. 22]

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Diary:

I was forced to take Denmark with me on my trip to Ireland, and I am very sure all my attempts at getting lucky will get fucked up by his mere presence

The plane ride was turbulent, I threw up several times (not in the bathroom, unfortunately) and I reek of onion. I don't know where I read it, but some say onions are lucky. Is that why Shrek is green? Because he is like an onion? And green is a lucky color?

Speaking of green, all my clothes are green now. I need to fit in with the Irish and become one of them. Maybe then, this bad luck curse will no longer exist

Denmark is keeping an awfully large distance between us. I wonder why, actually.

We arrived a while ago, but unfortunately there were no hotels available. However, this nice stranger allowed us to stay in his rather huge house until we pleased. That is VERY lucky! Maybe my luck is literally starting to change and I will be able to go home soon.

-Norway

P.S: I think I left the basement unlocked....

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