I just finished reading the diary today....
I have... many things to say about it... but 1 of them is....
That was the most fucking stupid ass book I have ever read in my entire existence
Is this a joke?? I'm pretty sure it's a joke. Man, my little brother is so smart; pretending to be an idiot, an absolute fool, for a whole year in a book just for fun. I'm proud of his intelligence....
Either that, or I don't want to admit my little brother is a dumbass...
Oh god I'm sobbing-
I'm so disappointed... I'm... I'm really disappointed...
I always said "Denmark, don't give a three year old beer. It might affect his brain cells."
WELL FUCK ME RUNNING, IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED
I don't want to exist right now... I want to die. Do you understand that? I'm not even joking, I lost all my will to live reading that
I would like to have a chat with him, but I don't think I'll be able to look at him without thinking "Poor, poor idiot child"
.... I hope it's a joke-
-Norway
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Norway's Diary
FanfictionFollowing the events of Iceland's Diary... Norway buys a diary after getting a discount at the store and uses it to record his life as an older brother, a special someone, a friend. But Norway played a dangerous game and committed a very grave sin...