Dialing Operator Chew . . .
Call Connected.
"Hello hello, my name's Chew! Welcome to Rant Bling with your favorite operator speaking right now. How may I help you?"
"Hi."
"Sana?"
"Yeah."
"Thank goodness you're alive."
"Why? Akala mo nagpakamatay na ako noh?!"
"Exactly what I thought."
"Well. . . sana kaya ko ngang gawin."
"Oh mate. I wish you can't."
". . ."
"Do you have a rant for tonight?"
"Maybe?"
"Kung meron, pwede naman. Kaya nga Rant Bling eh. Ya know. . . rants."
"So. . ."
". . ."
". . . I just saw my ex-girlfriend with her new boyfriend."
"Oh."
"They were so happy."
"I'm sorry for that."
"Haha, that's okay."
". . ."
"I wish I could tell her how much I miss her."
". . ."
"And. . . seeing her with her boyfriend hurts me so much."
"It's not the end of the world, okay?"
". . ."
"Your girlfriend cheating on you doesn't mean you have to kill yourself."
". . ."
"There are a lot more reasons to live than to die."
". . ."
"Life's not a joke or something else you could end that easily, so don't you dare to commit suicide if your problem has a solution."
". . ."
"We may not know each other, but please. . . don't. Just don't."
"Thank you."
". . ."
"For making me realize that my life's worth living."
"That's not what my job is all about, but I'm glad I helped someone such as you."
"Can we be friends?"
"Why not? I think you need one though."
"I have friends and we're living in an apartment together. . . including my ex-girlfriend."
"Oh. That's quite hard."
"Yeah, it really is."
". . ."
"Chew?"
"Yeah?"
"Na-realize ko. . . hindi pala ako nag-rant. Hahaha."
"Wait, is that a laugh I hear?"
"What is it if it's not, then?"
"Oh. You have a cute laugh. Maintain that, okay?"
"Hahaha."
"Adorable."
"Thanks?"
"Haha, that's a compliment mate."
"Thank you. Haha."
"Now, do you have a real rant out there?"
"I'm sorry. . . I don't have one for now. Haha."
"That's okay, atleast I helped you."
"Good night, I need to sleep."
"Good night."
Call Disconnected.
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