Dialing Operator Chew . . .
Call Connected.
"I know when the Rant Bling, yeah~ that could only mean one thing~ hello! I'm Operator Chew and this is Rant Bling, how may I help you?"
"Nguya kooooo!~"
"I'm sorry but I'm not your nguya, Sana unnie. . ."
"Ay."
". . . I'm Hansol's nguya. Hehehe."
"Mukha mo! Crush mo ako eh!"
"Mukha mo rin."
". . ."
"Hahaha. Mamatay na mga assuming."
"Hindi naman ako tatablan niyan, I'm just stating what's true! Bleeeeh!~"
"Mukha mo part three."
"Basta, ikaw parin ang nguya ko!"
"Isumbong kita kay Dahyun eh."
"Wag naman. Syempre ikaw ang nguya ko, siya naman ang mahal ko! Hehehehe."
"Aray."
"Ayan. Ayan dapat ang sinasabi mo, hindi yung mga kalokohan."
"Bakit? Kalokohan ba na tawagin kitang nguya ko?"
"Oo. Isang malaking kalokohan."
"Hindi kaya."
"What do you mean?"
"Kasi crush parin naman kita, Tzuyu."
"Being with Dahyun doesn't mean that I don't have to be your friend, diba? Kaya ikaw parin ang nguya ko."
"Ewan ko sa'yo, kinikilig ako."
"Ano?! Hehe."
"Oh, it's not what I supposed to say."
"Sabi mo eh. Hehe."
"What's with that giggle?"
"Wala lang. Kinikilig ka eh hehe."
". . ."
"Hoy, nguya ko."
"Yes, Sana ko?"
"Hala shet."
"Hehehehe. Sinakyan mo na din ang trip ko ah."
"Syempre naman. Wala daw kasing basagan ng trip."
"Too bad for you, matutulog na ako eh."
"Edi matulog ka."
"Wala man lang goodnight para kay Sana mo?"
"Kay Dahyun ka humingi ng goodnight."
"Sige na oh. Pleaseeeeeee~"
"Okay. Goodnight, Sana ko."
"Goodnight din, nguya ko!"
Call Disconnected.
"No Tzuyu, may girlfriend na siya and you shouldn't be feeling this way."
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Fanfic[EDIT] VERY, VERY IMMATURE WORK!!! Read at your own risk. "Hello, this is Rant Bling. Ang kauna-unahang hotline na tumatanggap ng kahit anong klaseng reklamo sa buhay. Ikaw, anong klaseng reklamo ang meron ka?" - ❝In which Sana thinks that calling a...
