Dialing Operator Chew . . .
Call Connected.
"Hello, mah tropa! Maligayang pagtawag sa Rant Bling at ako⏤"
"Hi, nguya!"
"Uy, hello Sana."
"Sino ka-partner mo sa isang article?"
"Secret."
"Ay."
"Secret dahil kung sasabihin ko sa'yo, magkakaroon ka ng clue kung sino ako. Hahaha."
"Well, si Tzuyu yung ka-partner kong writer eh. Tungkol sa internet concerns yung topic namin so yeah, may tiwala naman ako sa kanya. Hehe."
"Aba syempre, crush mo eh. Ayiiieee, kinikilig 'yan. Hahaha."
"H-hindi noh! Hindi ako k-kinikilig!"
"Hindi kinikilig pero nauutal magsalita. Wow, magic."
"Wag mo nga akong asarin! Akala ko ba bati na tayo ha?!"
"Facts only, Sana unnie."
"Facts mo mukha mo!"
"Aray, right into my ears. Oh gosh."
"Dapat 'yan sa'yo!"
"Hahaha. Sorry na, Sana unnie."
". . ."
"Hey, sorry na."
". . ."
"Yoohoo, sorry na."
". . ."
"Sana unnie?"
"Sige na, oo na. Basta wag mo akong aasarin ulit ha?"
"Hindi naman ako nang-aasar eh, just stating what's true. Hehehe."
"Nguyaaaaaa!"
"Sanaaaaaaa!"
"Aba, pilosopo pala 'tong hayop na 'to ah."
"Pilosopo na nga, hayop pa. Get a girl who can be both. Hahahaha."
"Hindi ako nagbibiro Chew!"
". . ."
". . ."
". . ."
". . ."
"Sorry."
". . ."
"Oh my heart hurts so good. . . I love you babe, so baaad~"
"Ikaw ba 'yan, Chew?"
"Oh bakit? Nainlove ka sa boses ko? Ayiiieee."
"Hindi! Che!"
"Aw. You're too adorable. I imagine your face frowning."
"Hay nakoooo~"
"Hey, Valentines na pala bukas noh?"
"Valentines what? Halloween kaya bukas."
"Bitter. Hahaha."
"Bitter is better naman eh."
"Ay, iba din 'to. By the way, nakita mo na yung post sa wall ng school campus site natin?"
"Hindi pa, bakit?"
"It's about Valentines. Shirt color coding, to be exact."
"Oh, talaga?!"
"Kapag bitter daw, black ang susuotin. Well, yellow ang susuotin ko."
"Bakit yellow?"
"Single, but waiting for someone."
". . ."
"Oh? Napatahimik ka dyan ah."
"Wala lang. Titignan ko muna yung post sa site ng campus."
"Sure."
"I'll call back, nguya!"
"Sure part two."
"Aiiissshhhh!"
"Hehe, cute."
Call Disconnected.
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