Dialing Operator Chew . . .
Call Connected.
"Bonjour, mah friend! This is Rant Bling and I'm Operator Chew, how may I help you?"
"Hi, Chew."
"Uy. Hi, Sana unnie."
"Namiss kitaaaaaaa~"
"Eh? Cringe."
"Ay."
"Hahahaha. I don't accept cheesy things."
"Ay, edi okay."
"So, kamusta kana?"
"Eto. . . buhay parin."
"Good thing, unnie. Haha."
"Siguro lasing na lasing ka lang talaga kagabi."
". . ."
"Uhm. . . may rant ka?"
"Sorry. . . wala eh. Hahahaha."
"How are you in school?"
"In school? So fine. Haha."
"Yun lang?"
"Oo naman. Paulit-ulit lang naman ang mga pangyayari sa paligid eh. Pupunta ako ng school. . . tapos uuwi din naman. The boring cycle, hays."
"Hahaha. True enough, unnie."
"Chew?"
"Oh?"
"Saan ka nag-aaral?"
"JYP University."
"Oh?! Buti hindi ka dyan pinapagalitan sa office niyo kasi nagbigay ka ng impormasyon tungkol sa'yo?!"
"Chill. We operators of Rant Bling can give any information about ourselves to the callers. . . except our real names. Got it?"
"Oh. Got it. So, schoolmate pala tayo. Hehe."
"Yup, I know."
"What?! You know?!"
"Haha, syempre joke lang 'yun."
". . ."
"And besides. . . magaling akong manghula. Hahaha."
"Oh talaga?! Pwede bang magpahula? Hahaha."
"Pwedeng-pwede. Rant Bling no more, this is the Fortune Telling Hotline. How about that? Hahaha."
"Fortune Telling Hotline!!! Hahahahaha!!"
"Nice, benta."
"Syempre naman hahahahahaha!!!!!"
"So. . . huhulaan ko na ang kapalaran mo ah?"
"Yes, please. Hehe."
"Well. . ."
". . ."
". . . oh."
"Bakit?"
"Cheers, brother! You've got an awesome future!"
"Oh, talaga?!"
"Yup. My guesses tell that you're going to be sooooooo happy for the rest of your life. But of course, that couldn't happen without someone that you love truly and will make you happy. . ."
"Wow, ang ganda ng kapalaran ko!"
". . . and you will have a dozen babies with that person! Hahaha!"
"Naku. Hahahaha."
"Ayos ba?"
"Ayos na ayos. Hahaha."
". . ."
"Chew?"
"Yes?"
"Thank you."
"For what?"
"For making my day complete."
"Cheesy mo."
"Rejected. Hays lagi naman."
"Biro lang. Well, it's my special duty to make you happy. . . Sana unnie."
"Special duty?"
"Yes."
". . ."
"A special duty for a special caller like you."
"Maniniwala na ba ako? Hahaha."
"Wag na, nakakamatay. Hahahaha. Biro lang ulet."
"Chew, tutulog na ako."
"Sure, good night!"
"Good night din."
Call Disconnected.
"Oy Tzu! Bakit ngiting-ngiti ka dyan?"
"Ah. . . wala 'to, Jeongyeon unnie!"
"Weeeeehhhhhh?!"
"Oo nga! Si ano lang 'to. . . si. . . si ano. . . basta!"
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