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07.

Dialing Operator Chew . . .

Call Connected.

"Bang bang bang~ ppangya ppangya ppangya~ bang bang bang!~ hello there, ako si Chew at handa akong pakinggan ang kahit anong klaseng reklamo ang meron ka! Magandang gabi galing sa paborito mong operator dito sa Rant Bling."

"Wow. Pure tagalog hehe."

"Syempre naman."

"Pwede mag-rant?"

"Oo naman, Sana unnie."

"Nakakainis kasi eh!! Nadapa nanaman ako sa café kanina!"

". . ."

"Tapos sa harap pa ulit nung babaeng matangkad! Aisssh, nakakainis talaga!"

". . ."

"The fudge. Is it her again?!"

"And then ayun, sabi niya pa naman sa akin ang lampa ko daw! Nakakainis!"

"Oh my gosh. It's her."

"I feel sorry for you."

"Hays. Sarap kalbuhin eh! Matangkad lang kasi kaya 'di ko abot yung buhok niya! Pwe! Kapag naka-heels ako sasabunutan ko siya!"

"Gosh. You're cute even though you tripped in front of me."

"Kalma, kalma. Kalma lang, unnie."

"Hays. Paano ako kakalma eh double dead nga ako kanina sa café?!"

"Hahaha. What do you mean by double dead?"

"Nakita ko yung ex ko kasama yung boyfriend niya."

"Oh."

"Tapos ang sweet pa nilang dalawa. Edi wow, magbe-break din naman sila!"

"Kalma."

"Hay nako."

"Kalma ka lang. Nakapag-rant ka na diba? Kalma. Calm down, calm down, calm down. Yoohoo."

"What are you doing?!"

"Nagpapakalma lang. Achuechuechuechuechuachuachooooooooo. Ajujujuju ajejejeje ajojojojo kumalma ka abracadabra salbabidadoooo kumalma kaaaaa ngayon naaaa."

"Hahahahahahahahahaha."

"Oh, effective diba? Hahaha."

"Wait lang hahahahahaha bentang benta 'yon hahahahaha!"

"Hahaha."

"Hindi ko alam na ang galing mo palang tumanggal ng inis. Hahahahahaha!!!"

"Thank you, and it's my job now to calm you down."

"Thank you talaga, Chew!"

"Walang anuman 'yon, basta para sa'yo."

"Wait, bakit ang cheesy ko?"

"Ayy yes hahahaha."

"Sige, itawa mo lang 'yan. I like that."

"Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!"

"Cute."

"Uhm, Chew?"

"Oh?"

"Can I ask you a question?"

"You already did, though. Haha."

"Seryoso kasi ako! Hahaha."

"Seryoso tapos nakatawa. Okay, hahaha."

"Are you straight?"

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"Oo."

"Ayy."

"Why?"

"Ah. Wala lang."

"You're not straight, right? You did told me you had an ex-girlfriend though."

"Ah, oo."

". . ."

"Tanggap mo ba ako?"

"Oo naman. This world is not mine, Sana unnie."

". . ."

"Hey."

". . ."

"Tutulungan kitang mag-move on sa ex mo."

"Talaga?!"

"Yes, even though it's beyond my job. I just want to help you out."

"Thank you talaga, Chew. Salamaaaaaat."

"Always welcome. I hope I made you happy."

"You already did, Chew. Thank you for that."

"Any rants for tonight?"

"Wala na. Tutulog na ako, thanks Nguya!"

"Back at it again with the nguya."

"Hahaha. Good night!"

"Good night."

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