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85.

Dialing Operator Chew . . .

Call Connected.

"Haven't I made it obvious? Haven't I made it clear? Want me to spell it out for you, F-R-I-E-N-D-S~ hello, friend! I'm senior operator Chew from Rant Bling. How may I help you?"

"Nguya, you unblocked my number!"

". . ."

"Ilang araw na akong nare-redirect kay Operator Yeonyeon kasi naka-block daw yung number ko sa'yo. What happened?"

"Oh. I wasn't sober that time, I'm sorry kung nasigawan pa kita."

"I guess I was too annoying. Hehe. Ako ang dapat mag-sorry."

"Buti alam mo."

"Ha?"

"Hotdog."

"Hahaha."

"Don't laugh at me."

"Nguya."

"Don't call me nguya, either."

"You changed, nguya. Namiss ko 'yung dati kong tinatawagan."

"It's none of your business."

". . ."

"I'm just doing my job, Sana unnie. I'm a senior operator now and I don't have time to waste my work hours."

"Nguya, ano bang nangyari?"

". . ."

"Nguya, please. Alam kong may problema ka."

"Wala."

". . ."

"Ikaw ang problema ko."

"Pati ba naman ikaw, nguya? First, it was Tzuyu. . . tapos ikaw?"

"Wala akong pake."

"Masyado na akong nasasaktan, nguya! I never knew you could hurt me like this!"

"You deserve that, idiot."

". . ."

"Kung ayaw mong masaktan, better not call me anymore. Kung hindi, I'll block you again and even put your number into the RB blacklist. Meaning you could no longer call any operator from our hotline."

"Bakit ba ako pinaparusahan nang ganito?! Akala ko kay Tzuyu lang ako may kasalanan pero pati ba naman ikaw?"

"Kung ako sa'yo, pinatay ko na itong call natin."

"I can't, nguya."

". . ."

"You're my friend."

"Kill yourself, you jerk."

". . ."

"One more word from you and I'll put your damn number into the blacklist."

". . ."

"Good. Now don't waste your time on calling me anymore."

Call Disconnected.

"Sino ka ba talaga? Ikaw ba si Tzuyu? Kasi si Tzuyu lang ang may ganyang galit sa akin."