Dialing Operator Chew . . .
Call Connected.
"Chew chew chew chew chewing gum~ magandang gabi! I'm Operator Chew from Rant Bling, ready to listen to you tonight. Have any rants out there?"
"Nguya."
"Sana unnie? Uy, hello!"
"Namiss kita, nguya."
"Wow magic flakes. Parang isang araw 'di ka tumawag ah? Ang cool."
"Seryoso ako, okay? Namiss kita."
"Ang weird mo ngayon. Hmmm."
"Aiiissshhh, nguyaaaaa!~"
"Oh lord forgive me, this woman I am talking to is so adorable."
"Aww. Sabi ko naman sa'yo nguya eh, crush mo ako eh!~"
"Pwet mo."
"Hawakan mo you want? Hehe."
"Isang ew para sa'yo. Bleh."
". . ."
"Oy."
". . ."
"Sana unnie."
". . ."
"Unnie?"
". . ."
"Hey."
". . ."
"Mahal ko."
"Yes, nguya?~"
"Assuming. Tsk."
"Hahahaha. Bakit, masama?!"
"Oo, kasi may Dahyun ka na."
"Eh ano naman kung may Dahyun na ako?!"
"Hahaha."
"Alam mo, sana iisa nalang kayo ni Tzuyu eh."
"Hah? Why?"
"Sobrang parehas talaga kayo ng ugali. Not to mention the voice though."
"That's something that'll never happen, Sana unnie."
"Nguya kooo~"
"Ano 'yon, Sana kooo?~"
"Mahal kita."
"Joke lang 'yan, pwe."
"Oo nga! I love you nguyaaaa!"
". . ."
"Mahal kita bilang kaibigan at operator ko, okay?"
"Ah. Ayun naman pala eh."
". . ."
"Well, I love you too—"
". . ."
"—bilang kaibigan at operator mo. Hehe."
"Aw. Sige nguya, tutulog na ako!"
"Good night Sana unnie."
"Good night din nguya!"
Call Disconnected.
"Good night Sana unnie, good night mahal ko."
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Fanfic[EDIT] VERY, VERY IMMATURE WORK!!! Read at your own risk. "Hello, this is Rant Bling. Ang kauna-unahang hotline na tumatanggap ng kahit anong klaseng reklamo sa buhay. Ikaw, anong klaseng reklamo ang meron ka?" - ❝In which Sana thinks that calling a...
