Dialing Operator Chew . . .
Call Connected.
"You just want attention, you don't want my heart~ magandang gabi! Welcome to Rant Bling and I'm your Operator Chew, how may I help you?"
"Nguyaaaaaa!"
"Geh, sigaw pa. Basta ikaw sasagot ng panggamot ko ng tenga ah?"
"Ay, sorry nguya ko."
"Hmmm. Bad girl, babe. Bad girl."
"Ohhh. Punish me, daddy~"
"Yuck. Itigil mo 'yan."
"Hala, ikaw nagsimula eh! Tsk!"
". . ."
"Guilty ka! Hahaha!"
"Never. So, bakit ka napatawag?"
"Itatanong ko lang kung sumali ka sa Camp-Find-Soulmate. Hehe."
"Syempre naman, 'di ako mawawala dun noh."
"Uyyy! Ano color at number mo?"
"I'll keep that as a secret. Bleh."
"You don't trust your babygirl? Hmm?"
"First of all, wala akong babygirl. Pwe."
"Aray."
"Hehe. Joke lang."
". . ."
"Soon, Sana unnie. Maybe I'll no longer call you 'unnie' in the future. Hehe."
". . ."
"Sana, mahal ko. Let's go to bed~"
"Bed your face!"
"Hahahaha. Joke lang lahat. Tumawa ka naman."
"Hindi kamo nakakatawa!"
"Ah basta. Hindi ako ang magiging soulmate mo bukas. Heh."
"Eh pano 'pag ikaw?!"
"Sasabihin ko ba sa'yo na ako si Operator Chew kapag nahanap mo ako? Syempre, hindi."
"Ang sama mo talaga!"
"Atleast cute."
"Grrrr!~"
"Oh. Nakakatakot. I'm scared~"
"Aish, nguyaaa!"
"Joke lang. Ang cute mo. Hehe."
"Thank you~"
"Wow, ang bilis mag-transform ah."
". . ."
"Hoy. Antok ka na ba?"
"Ah. . . yeah."
"Well, good night Sana unnie."
"Good night din nguya ko!"
"Hey—"
". . ."
"—I love you."
Call Disconnected.
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