Dialing Operator Chew . . .
Call Connected.
"You used to call me on my cellphone~ hello there, ready na akong tumanggap ng reklamo mo! This is Operator Chew, speaking."
"Hello, Chew. Ako 'yung tumawag sa'yo kagabi."
"Oh. Hi there suicidal girl-ish whatever."
"Uh."
"So, what's your name?"
"Kailangan pa ba 'yun?"
"Aba syempre oo naman, para kapag na-bwisit ako, ipapahanap kita sa mga tropa kong terorista."
"Ang sama naman."
"Syempre joke lang 'yun. And besides, I need to know your name since you're not the only one who's calling me. I have a lot of callers, and I know them one by one by their name. So, what's yours?"
"Minatozaki Sana."
"Oh, hi there Sana."
"Hello."
"May rant ka ba?"
"Meron."
"Go on."
"Nakakainis lang yung matangkad na babaeng nakita ko sa café kanina. . ."
"Why?"
"I accidentally tripped in front of her but instead of helping me to get up, she laughed."
"Wait. . . I was in the caf- oh well, nevermind. Go on."
"So ayun, nagalit ako sa kanya pero tawa parin siya nang tawa!"
"Wait, is this the girl who tripped in front of me a while ago?!"
"Is that the cause of your depression?"
"Syempre, hindi."
"Then what?"
"Diba sabi mo taga-tanggap ka lang ng rant? Why would I bother to tell you?"
"Ayun naman pala. You finally got our concept."
"Basta, galit na galit ako sa babaeng matangkad na 'yun! Porket matangkad at maganda lang siya tatawanan niya na lang ako! Hmmmff! Hahanapin ko siya at kakalbuhin ko siya!"
"Oh shoot. Siya nga."
"Hahaha. Now that's what I call a rant."
"Sige, alis na ako."
"Bye, Sana."
"Bye."
Call Disconnected.
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