Musical Oneshots

Treebros - Daddy Long Legs

I thought about this in the shower, so here you go

TW: None

Evan's POV

I shrieked as Jared shoved the spider in my face.

"G-Get it away!" I yelled as I ran away from him. He followed me with the spider in his hands. We were currently at the Autumn Smile Orchard trying to work on a nature project for school. Alas, Jared had found a spider and, knowing I was terrified by them, kept chasing me with it.

"K-Kill it!" I screeched as I started climbing a tree to get away.

"Oh come on Evan! It's a spider! It's nature! I thought you loved nature!" He teased as he backed away from the tree. Finally putting the spider back on the ground it scurried away. I slid down the tree and was back on the ground.

"T-That was so c-creepy! It had s-such long l-legs." I told Jared as we walked back to our little campsite, if you could even call it that.

"Yeah, that's why it's called a daddy long legs." He said. Suddenly, an idea popped up in my head and I smirked.

*Time skip of a few days brought to you by a story I will tell you in my little note below*

Connor's POV

I walked into the hellhole, AKA school, and scanned the halls for my boyfriend. People parted like the Red Sea and whispered behind my back. It could get annoying being called the "school shooter" or the "emo druggie", but nobody got in my way.

I found him standing in front of his locker. Now smiling, I walked up to him and hugged him from behind. Evan let out a little squeak, but quickly melted into the hug.

"Good morning Ev." I said as he opened his locker. He turned to me and purred,

"Good morning Daddy Long Legs." I felt myself blush as Evan wiggled his eyebrows. He grabbed his books, slammed his locker and said,

"See ya l-later." With a wink. I stood there still processing what just happened.

"Well that was kinky." Jared said as he passed by me.

"Shut up Kleiman." I growled as I walked down the hallway, still blushing.

*Quick lil Time skip brought to you by this ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*

Still Connor's POV

I flopped onto Evan's bed. 

"Connor, p-please get up. I need you to help me find my phone." He pleaded. Evan had called me from his landline and then I WALKED all the way over he(e)re. I groaned and rolled onto the floor. I hit his carpet with a loud thump.

"Fuck." I hissed. Evan giggled.

"Please j-just call m-my phone." He told me as I dialed his number into my cell. We waited in silence before hearing his ringtone.

"Black magic of Mulholland Drive! Swimming pools under desert skies!" Bredon Urie sang from under Evan's bed. I reached under the bed and pulled out his phone. The caller ID said,

Daddy Long Legs🖤🖤🕷🕷

I choked on my own saliva at the name.

"What the fuck?" I asked him. I looked up at Evan and saw him giving me a sexy look. 

"Stop it Ev, you kinky little shit." I told him. The two of us burst out laughing. We must've sat there for ten minutes laughing like hyenas. Just when I had finally stopped, Evan got up and striked a pose.

"Holy shit Ev!" I screeched as I started laughing again.

I love my boyfriend.

Hello there! I hope you like it. Sorry if it's  too short, I'm still new at writing one shots. Anyway, here's the story. In my language arts class we just finished writing these realistic fiction stories. We worked on them for over a month and it was a pain in the ass. I can guarantee you, most of us hate our stories by now. I sure do. Well, mine included a spider and that was the symbol in my story. So I was writing this and kept flashing back to my story and I will probably never write about spiders ever again. Anywho, I hope you liked it!

-Cronch