Musical Oneshots

Kleinsen - *Thrust

This is my first time writing Kleinsen so I'm sorry if it sucks.

TW: None

Jared's POV

Bzzt Bzzt

I picked my phone up and clicked it on.

Acorn: Good Morning Jared.

I felt my heart warm.

I have loved Evan Hansen for all of my life. Pretty much. Ever since I met him in kimdergarten I was smitten. The only problem is that he's head over heels for Zoe Murphy.

I sighed and clicked on my message app.

KiNkY_BoI: What do you want?

I couldn't risk having my heart broken even more, so I acted like a complete jerk.

It wasn't the best idea, but it worked.

Acorn: I just wanted to say good morning. I'm sorry. I'm probably being annoying. I was just lonely. Oh God. Now I'm rambling. Sorry.

My face heated up and I gripped my chest. Jesus Faist, I loved him so much. It broke my heart to see him liked this.

KiNkY_BoI: God, just chill.

Acorn: Sorry.

I cringed.

There's no way Evan would ever love you. You're such a douche to him. He only hangs out with you because he has no other "friends". Plus, there's no way he could be gay. He likes girls. Zoe. Perfect Zoe Murphy. Not damaged and broken like you.

I went to push my glasses up and was suprised to find tears dripping down my cheeks. I quickly wiped them away and looked back at my phone.

Acorn: I don't know what to do. Mom isn't here and I'm all alone :(

KiNkY _BoI: You could (kiss me) get some random app or something?

I facepalmed. Really Jared? Some random app or something? Wow. You are just so great and amazing at this.

Acorn: I don't know. I don't have a lot of storage and I don't know what I'd get.

Then I came up with the stupidest idea.

KiNkY _BoI: Why don't you text Zoe? Finally confess your undying love? ;)

My heart started to shatter as the seconds ticked by. Was he actually thinking of doing it?

Of course he was.

He loves Zoe not you Jared, I reminded myself.

Acorn: Are you sure? I mean, I don't know...

I quickly typed back.

KiNkY _BoI: Thrust me.

I looked back at the message.

Holy shit!

Oh Fuck!

What the fuck did you do Jared?!

My hands were shaking and tears were threatening to spill again. I went back to correct myself.

Acorn: Sure daddy ;))))))

Wait what?

KiNkY _BoI: Wtf?

Smooth Jared. Your crush finally flirts with you and say that?

Acorn: ....

Acorn: I mean like, I really like you and I thought you were flirting with me so I flirted back and oh God and I'm rambling again and I feel like this is my only chance to tell you this and I'm probably ruining our friendship right now And Jesus Faist I'll leave.

Calling Acorn

"H-Hello?" Evan quietly asked.

"I feel the exact same way about you. I really like you Evan but you said you liked Zoe and I thought that there was no way you could ever like me." I admitted before he could say anything else. There was silence on the other end.

"Y-You really believed m-me when I said I-I liked Zoe? She's hecking gay for A-Alana. Zoe thought I-I could say t-that t-to make you j-jealous." Evan explained. I felt my eyes start to widen. My heart pounded faster and faster.

Evan, Evan Hansen, actually likes me?

"Is this real?" I questioned.

"I think s-so." He told me. A grin stretched across my face.

"Well then I have the perfect thing to keep you from being bored. I'm coming over and then we can do some things." I said.

"G-Get condoms on t-the way over." My angel, little baby Evan ordered.

"There will be no thrusting this evening. That was a typo." I explained.

"Whatever y-you say...

Daddy."

Jesus

Fucking

Faist.

There might be a little change of plans I guess.

Heeeeeey. Thanks so much for reading this! I hope it was okay. This was my first ever Kleinsen one shot. Should I do a part two from Evan's POV? Love all of you so much! Have a great morning/afternoon/night!

-Cronch