Younger sibling: You know, I realized I was going to get some water but I didn't get a cup.
Me: Good job, Rosemary.
Sibling: *grabs cup from cupboard*
Me: What are you doing?? What about the cup I gave you??
Sibling: I don't know where it went.
Me: Wow, how rude! I am hurt! You don't appreciate the hard work I do for you!
Sibling: Nope.
Me: Well, you know what? Next time you make me a sandwich.....
Me: I'm gonna eat it! Because I'll probably be hungry at that time!
Sibling: .... Your point...?
Me: ..... Yeah, I don't really know where I was going with that.
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"Quote Me"
RandomA book of quotes from me and people who said something odd. These are all things that have ligit been said, though I can assure you, if you actually quote this book nobody will understand what you're talking about.
