"One day, I decided... To kill a unicorn."
"Caw caw, I'm a bat! Because it makes sense. Too much sense. Not enough dollars."
~Quotes from my cousin Zoe
Weirdness runs in the family. You know, maybe I should call this the "Quote Us" book since a lot of these aren't quotes from me.
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"Quote Me"
RandomA book of quotes from me and people who said something odd. These are all things that have ligit been said, though I can assure you, if you actually quote this book nobody will understand what you're talking about.
