Abi: They all left me. That sounds like a cheesy movie. That sounds like a movie about me!
Me: But nobody came.
Abi: No, they all came and nobody left. Oh wait... *laughs*
Me: *laughs* They came, but they left.
Abi: No, nobody came and nobody left. Nobody's a good person!
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"Quote Me"
DiversosA book of quotes from me and people who said something odd. These are all things that have ligit been said, though I can assure you, if you actually quote this book nobody will understand what you're talking about.
