Abi and I were talking about stoplights spontaneously setting on fire, and broken stoplights.
Me: Do you even know how broken lights work?
Me: They don't.
YOU ARE READING
"Quote Me"
RandomA book of quotes from me and people who said something odd. These are all things that have ligit been said, though I can assure you, if you actually quote this book nobody will understand what you're talking about.
