Rosemary (younger sister) gives me two jellybeans. Zoe (cousin) wanted one.
"Alright, I'll eat both of them first then decide which you can have."
~me
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"Quote Me"
AcakA book of quotes from me and people who said something odd. These are all things that have ligit been said, though I can assure you, if you actually quote this book nobody will understand what you're talking about.
