Abi: This is Bob Marley. Have you seriously not seen Bob Marley before??
Me: No.
Abi: Well, obviously not, since he's dead.
YOU ARE READING
"Quote Me"
RandomA book of quotes from me and people who said something odd. These are all things that have ligit been said, though I can assure you, if you actually quote this book nobody will understand what you're talking about.
