Me: you can't be a potato if you haven't eaten all the potatoes!
Abi: That's cannibalism! That's like "you can't be human unless you've eaten enough humans."
Me: Of course, you are what you eat!
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"Quote Me"
RandomA book of quotes from me and people who said something odd. These are all things that have ligit been said, though I can assure you, if you actually quote this book nobody will understand what you're talking about.
