Me, in a really distressed tone: I need adjectiiiiives! But they're not adjectives! I need veerrrbs!
Abi looks at me questioningly.
Me: I need adverbs!
Abi: What are you even talking about?
Me: Adverbs! It's like Advil, only verbs! In a bottle!
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"Quote Me"
RandomA book of quotes from me and people who said something odd. These are all things that have ligit been said, though I can assure you, if you actually quote this book nobody will understand what you're talking about.
