"If you're on your phone while someone else is presenting, I will personally throat punch you. Or... Verbally throat punch you. I can't actually do that anymore."
~Mr. Tomkins, English teacher
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"Quote Me"
RandomA book of quotes from me and people who said something odd. These are all things that have ligit been said, though I can assure you, if you actually quote this book nobody will understand what you're talking about.
