Me: The future is calling! It's happening right now! Because we are in the future. There is no present.
Rosemary: ....
Rosemary: Except for the gift of ketchup!

YOU ARE READING
"Quote Me"
AcakA book of quotes from me and people who said something odd. These are all things that have ligit been said, though I can assure you, if you actually quote this book nobody will understand what you're talking about.
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Me: The future is calling! It's happening right now! Because we are in the future. There is no present.
Rosemary: ....
Rosemary: Except for the gift of ketchup!