My Dad: Speed like it's my job.
Me: Dad, you're not a race car!
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"Quote Me"
RandomA book of quotes from me and people who said something odd. These are all things that have ligit been said, though I can assure you, if you actually quote this book nobody will understand what you're talking about.
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My Dad: Speed like it's my job.
Me: Dad, you're not a race car!