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"Please do not attack/harass anyone i discuss in this story. I hide behind a shield of satire, but im also a strong believer in harsh criticism and there's a huge difference between one person being a cunt to another and multiple of people being a cunt to that same person at the same time. There's plenty of cancer on YouTube that begs 'criticism',but mob mentality is more cancerous still. I do not and never will support it and FUCK YOU if you participate in it......" -Colossal Is Crazy
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150 millimeter lens is enough to manipulate reality. One small sheet of glass can hide fact from fiction. The authentic from the fake. The truth from the illusory. Of course it depends on the man/woman holding the camera but with this powerful tool in hand he is able to distort your true perception of events. Separating whats real by creating an alternate reality and sometimes if you live behind the lens for a long period of time you start to believe that this alternate reality you've created might just be real.
CHAPTER 1: "Prank" FouseyTube,the self titled "Tupac of YouTube" 9 million subscribers and his bold massive fucking nose. His real name is......(Yousef Saleh Erakrat) and just by reading that,its humanly impossible to say his name without spitting and i dont want to ruin the pop filter. Imagine a scenario, you're hunting for rats in the sewer(keemstar)you're hungry,its dark,you haven't cut your nails for a bit,all of a sudden you scrape a rat a little too violent and spend the next six to seven hours attempting to suck the rat fur out. Thats pretty much the same thing as watching of one of his videos. Every single one of his pranks is fake(ok there ARE one or two that ARE genuine but since one of those is technically child abuse and they're a drop in the ocean compared to everything he's faked but lets not split hairs....fousey doesn't have that many left......)the only ones watching them are very young children,mutants with severe brain damage... you get the picture. He's been exposed multiple times for these alleged faked pranks. All he does is pay some CREATURE twenty fucking dollars to act like a fucking fool for a bit. To put in in perspective, its less then Wendy from Breaking Bad will charge for a blowjob. I dont have too many nice words for fouseytube its just fucking muck but this monkey was paid(Shane Barbera) it may have only been 20 dollars but you took it you FUCKING TOOK IT and you said "thank you very much" and you FUCKED OFF and spent it on whatever you spent it on and had a good time in your pathetic life and you start your own YouTube channel for attention. (Genuinely recorded in a large bucket of chip oil)"Hi im Jason, im 33 years old,i was in fouseytube's scarcy delivery prank and i was paid to act in it,its fake" and the same thing applies to Mr.Midnight here slowly sweating an entire KFC family bucket into the sofa,probably had to move a few chicken bones just to set up the camera. You were paid in probably in dipping sauce but you were fucking paid. The video showed fousey literally making rain on a black man because is is the person fouseytube is,shoving his money under the nose of the desperate to make himself look good. Its like saying that giving money to charity spending some money advertising that fact and not giving to charity but still making from saying you gave to charity. You go out,you buy a scooter,pretty little bell for ringing every five fucking seconds to remind everyone you bought it,even though it was meant to be a birthday present for your little fan Sally,the one legged girl with the cleft palate and you just fucking kept it.
Ok i could say that faking pranks might encourage other to do it for real and there are several problems there but im gonna give you this you Earthworm Jim, fake pranks might be cancer but they don't physically hurt people,but the problem with you Yousef,with you faking pranks is that for over three years,you have actively mislead people into believing they are real and your reasons for doing so have always been primarily for monetary gain and for the fact that you try to justify them.
I honestly dont give a fuck if faggottube wants to fake pranks, but faking pranks just makes you a rat but im ok with rats (not keemstar) i watch a podcast(Baited)...... you should check it out.There are some idiots out there who dont realize his pranks are fake. He claims that he knows the fake pranksters but he's been doing it for three years.(1st time he mentions the act he fakes pranks....not 100% sure but its the earliest release statement.....) Took him three fucking years to come clean and correct me if im wrong but this is the first fucking time he confessed about faking pranks.
As i said before, most fake pranks are not really a big deal as long as you're not hiding the fact that they're fake,i say go to fucking town but there are somepeople who are genuinely entertained by them and i dont know why but there are. Of course, massive cunts like me are still gonna probably criticize you for it because its fucking terrible content but in fairness duplicity, i seen ones that were much much worse than most of his but faking pranks isnt the same as faking social experiments and the ones on fousey's channel represent the very worse of them.
CHAPTER 2:SOCIAL EXPERIMENT He made the claim that faking social experiments is wrong but every single one of them is monetized..... it kinda like saying spitting on the elderly is 100% wrong im never gonna spit on these old fuckers again but this fucking witch is already covered in spit and because of her crippling arthritis this withered old CROW cant even wipe it off so im gonna keep spitting on her while the children laugh in joy throwing coppers and by the way ill be spitting on anyone else who spits on this filthy old bitch because im the only one who has the right to spit on her.
HOMELESS CHILD EXPERIMENT: FAKE BULLYING EXPERIMENT: FAKE WHAT IF THE HOMELESS MAN GAVE YOU MONEY EXPERIMENT:FAKE KIDNAPPING EXPERIMENT:FAKE PUBLIC RAPE EXPERIMENT: FAKE SUICIDE EXPERIMENT: FAKE KANYE WEST YEEZYS EXPERIMENT:FAKE A REASON TO SMILE:REAL THE SUBSTITUTE TEACHER EXPERIMENT: REAL
Previously he said that faking social experiments is wrong but apparently when HE does it,its ok. The problem is not his broken logic,hes talking absolute shit. Easily you can find a flaw in every single fucking one of his fake ones even in his authentic ones but neither of both sides,real or fake was made with good intent. In his videos his is often portraying himself as a hero and the paid actors are the villains. Ok what if one of the millions of people that watch the video attack this guy for real?. I appreciate this sounds like a very unlikely scenario to you but trust me,people really are that stupid. A few years ago in the UK,i remember the case of some particular brain dead individuals beating the fuck out of a doctor because they thought a pediatrician and a pedophile are the same thing. He used one his fans with brain cancer as a proverbial shield as a defense for all the hate he received over the fake social experiments but i will leave that out for the next fousey story. In conclusion, fouseytube is a lying, cheating, manipulative,and greedy and should never be a pillar of inspiration for the plebeians who follow him.
