bananagate 2011

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Ray Comfort: Behold,the atheist's worst nightmare....

So for those of you who didn't know,i recently became embroiled in a sex scandal involving chocolate syrup,hot coffee,and a banana which is the atheists worse nightmare,Ray Comfort,you truly are a prophet.

So a highly personal video of mine leaked on to the internet and i have no right to complain and i jerked off to the Scarlett Johannson leaked photos of her just like everyone else did so i have no reason to stand here and cryyyyy about this. Further,the things depicted in the video and photo that leaked were things i did were at the request of a girl that i knew and was talking to at the time in fact a girl i still talk to and i also sent it to a couple of other girls on the side and apparently one of them decided to share it with the world i don't know who it was nor do i really care. The things i did, i did because i enjoyed it i wasn't ashamed when i was doing it in private and i see no reason to be ashamed of them now that they are made public. You know when the leak happened and i saw that it wasn't going to be contained and that it was going to spread like wildfire,i thought "well who cares?"

Next thing you know,my inbox is flooded and some people were like Mmgthebird "I used to respect you man but now i dont anymore cause i can't believe what i seen i can't believe what you did in the privacy of your own bedroom." Other people are like "Is this real,no no its made up right haha." Im sad to report that there was only a minority of people who sent me messages saying "yeah i saw it but it doesn't change my opinion of you that was just something you were doing in private this shit happens you know."

What reputation is this supposed to tarnish? My reputation as a teacher who espouses Christian values or a pillar of the academic community? Lets face it here i am always have been a fucking weirdo and 90 percent of you would have been able to figure out that i was doing some weird shit like this in my spare time in the first place.

peace. the. fuck. out.

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