"What's up bros,leafy clone number 27 here bringing you another video with a clickbait title."
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Ok this guy is pretty fucking weird,like he's pretty fucking weird and there's something clearly wrong with him but if you cant put your finger on it,consider where his fingers have been,because apparently they've been inside French children for the last few years at least this is according to DJ fucking Keemstar,the giant rat we all know and love whose integrity whose about intact as Nicole Arbour's hymen.
When Keemstar exposed Pyrocynical on DramaAlert and on Twitter, i was somewhat hesitant to believe a single fucking word of it. Why? Because Keemstar is pretty much the Devil's Incarnate at this point. In short i find his methods of obtaining evidence QUESTIONABLE and entirely UNPROFESSIONAL. But this isnt about Daniel Keem,this is about this unwashed creature who apparently has some sort of skin disease but if you look closely you can see the dead skin cells creating a ghostly aura around his fat person.
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His carpet has probably absorbed a whole new human at this point. "And let's look at today's cringe."
Pyrocynical is a 22 year old man who spent the last few years pedaling these lazy,deplorable,unworthy commentaries to his 2 million furries.(yes he calls them that) And all of which have really recently been potty trained and if your brain hasn't fully developed yet, there is a chance you will probably enjoy his content and thats perfectly fine there's nothing wrong with being a commentary king but there's something a little wrong with trying to fuck them and thats what we're trying to ascertain here,is Pyrocynical yet another shitty commentary channel or has he been trying to get inside some little girl's Hello Kitty knickers all along.
*Pyro's last tweet* @hyojin-"do you remember when we shared a room?"
Well this all came about when a mother of a thirteen year old French girl contacted Mr.Rat to report that Pyrocynical had requested pictures of her daughter's pussy. "Today on DramaAlert,we have an angry angry mother here today..." And instead of going to the police,she took this story to a youtuber slash/rodent who became famous in the first place for Call of Duty trolling. (Its actually Halo but its the same fucking game anyway) "ANSWER MY QUESTION,ANSWER MY......RAAAAAPPPPEEEE"
She decides to have a massive pissup before going on the show ending up to having two white line spritzers away from a fucking wheelchair. "T-this was justification for why i havf teh be on the ball with whom are my kids are contacted with and whats going on in this pretend world." Even the rat is thinking "She's gonna foam at the fucking mouth." Shes crying crying flapping her fucking feathers trying to fly like what the fuck woman!?
The screenshot that the mother presented is fucking useless evidence because the screenshot has clearly been tampered with and its the ONLY piece of evidence to prove that this event had even actually occurred. But wait, Pyro sent this message to this girl and then he said he was hacked and then found out that he wasn't hacked but there's no evidence to suggest he wasn't hacked so is it still possible that he got hacked like WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WOMAN!?!
The evidence at this time is a little unsubstantial but this isn't the only thing against Pyrocynical i mean he's selling children's underwear. Yes his little fucking picture of a fox on a pair of boy's underpants and if you think about it,it's just pretty sick it's like his face is nuzzling up against some little boy's balls. Granted there's no evidence of him requesting these videos but where is a child who cant tie his own fucking shoelaces, get the idea to send a video to a fully grown man they never met shaking their little bottoms at him and why is a 27 year old man dating a 12 year old girl why is Lieutenant fucking Corbis a commentary channel,sending a picture of her fucking asshole to a man a decade older than her....?
Keemstar:"There are pedophiles in the commentary community, there are pedophiles in the commentary community." "THIS GUY IS A PEDOPHILE" "PYRO IS A FURRY WHO GOES TO FURRY CONVENTIONS AND GETS FUCKED IN THE ASS BY 45 YEAR OLD MEN IN A FURRY COSTUME!!"
Of course Pyro didn't respond well this,he publicly posted several pictures of the girl in awkward sexual positions admitting she was 11 years old at the time and even went as far to try to guilt trip her into taking him back by posting a picture of him cutting himself not that its even real and a simple Google search proved it. He claimed this was all after being hacked. A few days ago he posted a video of him responding to these claims and the video it itself is a sickening display of a 22 year old man crying like a little pussy making little snort bubbles, dribbling like a spastic and i think during that sequence he swallowed a fly at one point.
What i do know,is that even if Pyrocynical is a telling the truth about everything,he does not deserve to keep his channel,his audience are vulnerable children and he was in a relationship with a girl a decade his junior, with the allegations he's facing,it is disgusting to me that YouTube has allowed him to go unnoticed and continue to make videos for his highly impressionable audience. I personally think that Pyrocynical has been accused of is true but i give him the benefit of the doubt in the fact there is no evidence to justify that.
But in my opinion,he is one of the greatest manipulators i think I've ever seen and as far as manipulation goes,he's only gone to prove in my eyes that Niall James Comas is not just king of the fucking jungle........
