Youtube content. It can make us happy,it can make us cry,it can make us cringe,it can make us question our actions.
I encourage you to join me dear reader as I go through two of youtubes backbones of content on the site,Challenges and Parodies.
I have watched hundreds of videos with the word exposed or exposing in the title is perhaps the most popular keyword used to clickbait and nobody clickbaits harder these days than your stereotypical vlogger. In fact it was these types of channels that accounted for 80 percent of everyone I saw and everyone I saw was so similar in style and mannerisms that if you think that they don't come from the same womb.
For what if all these vloggers aren't actually human at all, but a tool, but rather the result of some recent advancements in cybernetics.
1. Challenges
DISCLAIMER: Please do not attack anyone who I insult in this essay. I hide behind a shield of satire, but I'm also a believer in harsh criticism and there's a big difference between one person being a cunt to someone [me] and multiple people being a cunt to that same person at the same time. There is plenty of cancer on YouTube that begs 'criticism' but mob mentality is more cancerous still.
I do not and will never support it and fuck you if you participate in it.
It became somewhat ironic that through all these videos that I watched have the word challenge in the title. Since I found watching them to be quite challenging is perhaps the most oversaturated and unoriginal type of content there is.
Every challenge seemed to be a photocopy of another with very few disparitable differences. Take for example, The Dolan Twins spitting water on each other in each other's faces. Every video I seen seemed to be very much like them genetically idential in almost every way.
So why they're are just so fucking many of them? Because it is no challenge in uploading a challenge,in fact the real challenge is to find a challenge that will challenge anyone that isn't mentally challenged.
Four or five challenges all seem to have something to do with food, therefore,we can conclude that eating food is now considered challenging.
In case you didn't know,if people stick a vomit warning in the title, it's not because it's not a courtesy to you, the viewer, but it's actually there to get more views that way. There's a channel called "Fatty Pillow" and apparently the host of it and most of the challenges I seen from his channel have something to do with pizza and the woman sitting next to him is a possible topping but the truth is I don't know since four kilograms of chin fat have taken in beyond human comprehension.
His name is Fatty Doughnut and you probably haven't heard of this creature before but he's actually one of the 12 labors of Hercules. What I witnessed was actually one of the most disgusting things I ever seen,he eats pizza mixed with hotdogs then he vomits and an earthquake happens then the cycle continues.
This host is a fucking grotesque cyclops that has no discernable talents and save the fact that he's morbidly obese and he stole a donut has has belonged to his trainer questionably and quite a few other things from the guy that once faked a seizure in a Starbucks so he's not even original and he's litterally just fat, a big ball of fat that sells himself by the pound for money. Every video of himself is a perversity and his streams have only confirmed that all you really need is a nice pair of chest fat and you're all set.
Remember the chubby bunny challenge? Yes amazingly this shit is still going and even many years after the creatures from the black lagoon,injected their foreheads with cooking oil and became the capital of France. But the latest craze for the mentally handicapped seems to be sticking some kind of dog toy into your mouth and trying to eat a variety of food without choking. Well it seems that all of the big youtube losers are doing it. Roman Atwood has done it three times in the last four months.
Angry Grandpa
