(The entire Pyro gang sits around the glimmering,shiny Christmas Tree)
Pyro:"So,for me promoting all your channels,what did you cunts bring me?"
Dolan Dark: "i didn't have time to make a meme so have a shitpost meme Pyro."
Pyro: "Thank you my favorite mememaster,now whos next?"
Hyojin:"I got you a Club Penguin membership you furry so be happy with it."
Pyro:"Fuck you but im very thankful so i can get banned again. NEXT!"
Jameskii:" How about a Roblox CSGO premium membership?"
Pyro:"You know i hate CSGO but since its Roblox,I'll have something to wallbang you guys with so thank you James. NEXT!"
Pyro:"Nfkrz,i have something for you just let me make a quick text......"*texts a sentence*
*dramaalert theme heard in the distance*
Keemstar"WWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAATTTTTTTTT IIIIIIIISSSSSSSSS UUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPP DDDRRRAAAMMAAAALLLLEEEEEERRRRTTTTTT NNNNNNNAAAAAATTTTTTIIIIIOOOOOONNNNN? IM YOUR HOST KILLER KKKEEMMMSTAR,LET'S GET ROIGHT INTO THE NEWSSSSSSS!!!!" "Here you go Pyro andstopdmingme" *hands Pyro a round object and takes off*
Pyro:"Here open it." *hands it to the Russian*
NFKRZ:"hmmm a potato microphone"
Pyro"Its what you commies wanted right? NEXT!"
Lando:"For promoting my channel i present you with this masterpiece...."
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(Hyojin triggered)
Pyro:"Thank you you weeb,NEXT!"
Imafuckingtrex:"you made me delete my channel youFUCKINGFAGGOT."
Pyro:"andddd i don't care xd."
Pyro: "bring forth Jonathan Scarce"
*Scarce comes from behind the tree* "hey what's up guys scarce here*
*Pyro gives him the meme flannel and a Kermit the Frog backpack*
Scarce:" thanks pyrocynical" *disappears behind the tree*
Pyro:"ok guys no more gifts that'll all do,i wish you fuckers a murry Christmas and a miserable new year for you cunts."
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