Every minute,over 500 hours of content is uploaded to YouTube. An almost limitless range of various content by everyone under the sun. People from practically every country of the earth congregate and express their opinions and creativity,however poorly on the social shitstain that is YouTube.com.
And over the years,this cancer has spread and we are at a point where we can quite accurately estimate that less in 1 in a hundred thousand videos is actually any worth watching by anyone. In this part i attempt this arguably already proven hypothesis by taking advantage of YouTube's own filter system, we can discover rarely popular videos and videos that have been barely seen at all. Utilizing specific keywords,we can isolate particular genres of content and by setting a timeframe as a variable,i will not only discuss just the popular videos but i will discuss about the other 90% of YouTube,the videos will will forever go unseen.
When you click on a prank video in which the channel manager has 100,000 below subscriptions and you see that big bold intro,now you think its gonna be good right? Yep,five bucks on fucking fiverr to get that cancer intro. There is a prank video i have watched and it was labeled "Fake Employee Prank Social Experiment In London 2016" but may i remind you that a prank and a social experiment are TWO DIFFERENT FUCKING THINGS.
Basically its a guy wearing a sports director shirt walking into stores that aren't sports direct. Absolute.Fucking.Genius. Yes literally it has come to the point when people are so fucking lazy that instead of going out and getting a real fucking job,they will pretend to have one. Nobody is ever going to hire these "pranksters" its never going to happen,unless if their YouTube takes off,they will be incarcerated within this year and if there's any justice in this world it'll be for saying "innit."
These men will never make it as a successful Youtuber,these people speak like they just came out of the back alley of Amy Winehouse's drug dealer and their pranks are pointless and unfunny additoning to the pile of shit. They will be lucky enough to get an extra 5 views when they take popular Youtuber's bins out.
Next video that i have observed which is dubbed "Nasty Tampon ON Inside Orange Juice!!!!" Total overkill on the exclamation marks. So this guy is teaching you how to be a master prankster to put a insult in the sugar and suchlike and a step-by-step process on how to disappoint your parents in 2017,well heres a tip for you oh master of the prank,if you're gonna make these kind of videos,don't fucking speak.
Last video is from a channel called "RPG TV" who posted a stolen prank called ISIS Kidnapping Prank (The little bitch deleted the video before i could get a screenshot but its nothing new. Lots of Youtubers do this,steal content,leave it up for a day to collect views and then delete it before anyone can flag it....please report this fucking channel...) This channel used a fucking DJ Khaled meme as his intro. This person's channel has 8000 subscriptions and no one noticed it. The biggest video he stolen has one and a half million views.
Welcome to fucking YouTube.
