Jack Scalfani,a youtuber with 200,000 subscribers. Most of the time on his weak and pathetic channel, he cooks somewhat questionable food,reviews cooking utensils,vlogs about his life and sits in a fucking restaurant somewhere eating burgers. I never understood why people tune in to watch some fat guy eating burgers in his car. Sweating grease,making pig noises and acting like a disgusting slob.
Despite his size,Jack is NOT a particularly good cook. If you ever seen Hell's Kitchen,he's the contestant who gets screamed at for fucking up the lamb sauce and gets called a fat pig,he runs backstage to weep in the first round. His signature dishes include (what i see it as) raw chicken,maggot-infested beef,and his famous last bowel dump bowl. I have seen his video on how to treat your boyfriend of girlfriend into a "romantic dinner" All it contained was salad that fucking obviously came out of a bag,a jagged potato,something that looks like cheesecake,broccoli,and a piece of chicken that looks like a dirty,disgusting tampon. Yes a perfect romantic dinner indeed and your wife must love you dearly.
"My wife beat me and um and threw ashtrays at me and pushed me though a shower door..."
3 years back,Jack went on some TV show on CNBC and it is so weird. I don't know what the fuck it is like it is literally some redneck version of Dragon's Den. The cast members include the Fat Jack who's asking for money to start a barbecue sauce company,he's sitting on a fucking milk jar in a fucking yeehaw bar and he is pitching this idea to a fucking truck driver and a rodeo clown...WHAT IN THE LIVING FUCK!?!
Redneck 1: "did you come here just to be on TV cause i seen ur channel about u wantin to be celebrity...." People who like to fuck their sister or brother are the central core of human civilization.
Fat Jack" plz give me some money cause im fat and worthless and i needs money to buy a tub of doritosz plz help me i keep falling and rolling over my own shit" and after the show he ends up crying because he didn't get the money. Fucking pathetic.
He uploaded a video where he literally bragged about choking his teenage son and nearly killed him,pandering to two middle aged women and some Simon Cowell imposter trying to reason that because his son smoked some little weed and got a little rebellious streak in him that its ok to beat the fucking shit out of him. A minor put his hand didn't push didn't hit put his hand on a grown man and his reaction at was to throw him on the fucking down and choke him.
"While i was choking him i said ' you never put your hands on a woman,don't you ever do it."
He has taken down the video and has been flagging reuploads of it. The important thing is that he clearly regrets what he did and he should because his response to his son acting out was nothing short of child abuse. Far be it from a fat asshole like me to tell you what opinion you can or cant have.
today's lesson kids:don't do drugs because your father might choke you to the brink of death and afterwards a prick like me will end up writing a chapter on it.
