Hey whats up everyone its cr1tiKaL,i love to watch YouTube drama its very sad and entertaining to watch a bunch of grown men make exposed videos on one another "oh hes got a small penis idubbbz big ol small penis in its tiny stuff" then they make 3 videos on it so they stretch the video for 10 mins so they can suck up as much ad revenue as possible so i enjoy it very much it gives me a hoot and recently I've been falling behind in the YouTube drama lately,so i decided to check in on YouTube's resident racist lunatic Joey Salads to see what hes been up to and i went to his vlog channel and he did a really clever prank when he mailed piss to a bunch of youtubers including a eight year old boy and i thought we can sit and watch this video together. Joey:"So im gonna mail my urine to a list of youtubers...."joeys friend: "take your penis out take the penis out". If you're unfamiliar with this troglodyte, this man who looks like Action Hank from Dexter's Lab is Joey Salads,im sure most of you know who he his just a YouTube prankster who fakes all his shit and does a lot of sketchy shit. Now this character of a man has hatched the ingenious idea that not any four year old could, he's gonna take his penis out,put his pee-pee in baggies and send it to people wow what a joke its fucking brilliant. Now i don't know whats wrong with him exactly but hes just weird to watch,he looks so uncomfortable in his own skin all the time,its like hes a skin suit for a cockroach and doesn't know how to operate it properly and he's like this hollow vessel and its just so strange. (Joey) : "it stinks,but its good right?" Hell yeah its good bro smelly pee-pee rules its number one. So ass tits mcgee and his excited oompa loompa sidekick start shoveling the pissed filled envelopes and creating an awful Christmas jingle and thats about all she wrote, you got Igor over there who's probably smuggled one of those pissed filled envelopes so he can enjoy later,just open it up and take a big ol huff. And i would like to reiterate just how awful that Christmas jingle but who knows maybe this year we'd have a salad themed Christmas we'd huggle around a fire we'd chant that song,we hum that jingle and we open up our pissed filled envelopes sent from joey salads who climbed down our chimney and pissed right into our baggies and left it for us.
