Jules | Girl
"HOW'S IT GOING, ASSHOLE?"
"Wa- What?"
"Wait a minute, you're not the regular guy. Who are you and what have you done with the guy who owns this phone?"
"I haven't done nothing. I swear on my pinky toe!"
"Your pinky toe? You haven't even answered my questions by the way."
"I'm the best friend of the 'asshole' that owns this phone. I swear on my pinky toe because all the other stuff like 'on my life' and 'on my insert relative here' is overrated."
"Right. Do you know where he is?"
"Trying to eat a whole box of candy canes. I SWEAR THAT STUFF IS ADDICTIVE."
"Um, yeah."
"Wait, do you even know his name?"
"No and he doesn't know mine. I'd prefer keeping it at that."
"Ooh. That's weird but he's weird so it's normal."
"Cool.. Wait could you-"
"No! I'm not going to give you my number! I have a girlfriend and we plan on keeping it long term-"
"You're full of yourself. Why would I even want your number?"
"Come on though. Who can resist a few seconds with me?"
"For fu- Not this again."
"Huh?"
"..."
"Hellooo?"
"..."
"Oi, Felix, you got yourself a snappy one here."
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A/N: Yeah! It's weird writing this at 23:17 in the night listening to Classic F.M. because all the other radios are full of weird songs at this time.
The girl finally met Jules!
There's 2 more days for Christmas !!! and it's my birthday after but is it weird that I don't really feel the old thrill anymore?
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