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"HAPPY NEW YEAR!! HERE'S TO ANOTHER YEAR OF MY FABULOUSNESS!!"
[hiccups and rustling can be heard along with a startled sigh]
"...huh? What the heck?"
"IT'S THE NEW YEAR!!!"
"Whoever this is, go away. I need my beauty sleep."
"IT'S BONBON, YOU IDIOT."
"OH. Hey, bonbon!!"
"Yeah, HI. IT'S 2018!!!"
"Ew, I'm old."
"STOP BEING A SCROOGE! GET EXCITED!"
"WOOHOO! WH-"
"SHUT UP, I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!"
"Sorry, mum."
"AHAHAHAHA!! Lil' Pebble just got told off!"
"Pebble?"
"Ya, that's your new name."
"Okayyy."
"You can be like the parody version of Lil' Pump."
"NO. OH HELL NO. I don't want to be associated to the guy whose lyrics are 'my lean cost more than your rent'."
"Aye, that's stupid."
"You're stupid."
"That is not a good way to start the new year. How rude."
"I'm not saying sorry."
"Okay."
"You just-"
[shriek can be heard.]
"AH, PIP!! DON'T PECK ME!"
"PECK? I'm sorry- did you just call me Pip?"
"Oh, that's my pet bird."
"Ooh. Okay!"
"Well, I gotta go eat some cakes! Byeeee! Happy New Year!"
"Bye! Happy New Year!"
A/N: HAPPY NEW YEAR!! Hope you all have a great 2018!
You can go check out my throwback chapter to 2017 in my rant book, We Need To Talk.
Question: What are your new year resolutions?
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Until next time!
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Bonbons
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