Jules | Girl
Felix
"Hello?"
[slurs]
"It's MEEEEEEEE!"
"Erm, okay. Who is this?"
"Hic! I was wondering if allll these you'd like to meeeet."
"Whoever this is, you're pissed."
"Shush! Don't fucking swear. It's bad for you."
"Ironic much?"
"OH SING WITH ME! MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS, HIC, ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD!"
"Even when drunk, you sound decent. Wow. Wait, you're the friend of the dude aren't you?"
"Bang on."
[sobs and sniffles can be heard through the phone.]
"Oh! Are you crying? Are you ok?"
"She's just too good for me. SHE DOESN'T DESERVE ME!"
"Who?"
"The girl who looks like an angel. Her smile could light up a billion suns and she's just too beautiful and kind."
"Wow. Not only are you a bomb singer when drunk but you're also a poet. Did she break up with you?"
"NO."
"So, you're just an emotional drunk. Huh. Why are you even calling me?"
"Because- NO, DUDE, FUCK OFF. I'M TALKING TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
"JESUS. She's not my girlfriend. Hand me the phone!"
"GO AWAY. I'M HAVING AN, HIC, INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION HERE. GO TRY CHAT UP YOUR LITTLE CRUSH."
"How can someone just talk about- you're pissed. Go drink some water."
"Hi, bonbon. Sorry about-"
"He's wasted. Go get him some water and drive him home."
"Will do. Bye!"
"Bye! Be safe."
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