Felix | Girl
"Why aren't you answering my messages?"
"I'm drunk."
"I can see that! Who are you at the party with?"
[Felix hiccups and chuckles.]
"Skunk. I'm drunk as a skunk!"
"CONCENTRATE. Who are you with?"
"Dunno."
"What exactly does h-o-m-w mean?"
"..."
"Hello?"
"Bonbon! I needed to pee."
"Okay."
"I wanna go home. Home. Homeee. That sounds FUNNY when you drag it out."
"Okay, I'll call a taxi for you. Where are you?"
"Dunno."
"Focus! What do you see? I don't want you to end up waking up on the pavement with a bloody hangover."
"I think I'm outside Euphoria."
"Cool, wait outside the club and get in when you see a blue car pull up. It's a taxi and yell them where you live."
"'Kay. I SEE IT! I WIN!!"
"Okay..?"
[A bang followed by a shout can be heard through the phone.]
"Bloody car doors. My head feels silly even- Evan! Straight home."
"You know the driver?"
[Felix yelps and drops his phone, ending the call.]
"Great. Now he's probably going to end up sleeping on his doorstep."
A/N: Felix is plastered and I have a feeling this isn't going to end well.
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